DON'T MESS UP WITH CHINESE (zt)

nancy30

A lawyer and a Chinese are sitting next to each other on a long flight.The
> lawyer is thinking that all Chinese are so dumb that he could get over on
> them, easy. So the lawyer asks if the Chinese would like to play a fun
> game. The Chinese is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely
> declines, and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, and says
> that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know
> the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the
> answer, I will pay you $500, he says. This catches the Chinese's attention
> and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks
> the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' The
> Chinese doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar
> bill, and hands it to the lawyer.?Now, it's the Chinese's turn. He asks the
> lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'
> The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the
> Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.
> After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Chinese
> and hands him $500. The Chinese pockets the $500 and goes right back to
> sleep.The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Chinese
> up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down
> with four?The Chinese reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes
> back to sleep.?Don't mess with Chinese

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